Piss off you lazy bastards.
Get off your dead asses and start doing the work of an adult. Despite all of the lies that Madison Avenue has been feeding you, not everything and everyone is put in place for you to live the dream. Your buying the predigested pap of "convenience dinners" and "gourmet prepared meals" is just a way of getting more time to fill up with Oprah.
One of the reason that we are fat and lazy as a culture is that everyone is "too busy" filling their lives up with meaningless crap. You aren't too busy, you are too lazy and too self-centered.
Get off your ass and get to work