Friday, September 28, 2018

Non Serviam


Samyukta is becoming a reasonably close friend.  She has been accusing me of being a hippie for some time now.  I am coming to the conclusion that she is correct.

Look, a lot of the problem is trying to figure out what to do with my body and mind in my dotage.  To me, the American ideal of retirement is about as inviting as a colonoscopy.  I find the level of self absorption and excess required to have what is considered a "good" retirement is just well past my abilities.  If I tried it, I would go crazier than what I already am.

My perfect retirement would have work in it to about the tune of 16-20 hours a week.  I have been eyeballing Castor's job at the pizza joint as a possibility.

I think that retirement in America is some kind of totem, where a "good" retirement serves as notice that the said retireee was a player and was sufficiently wired in to the system that the big boys agreed to share some of their loot.  I usually involved coming to work at a boring job and doing a tiny piece of the puzzle for a corporation primarily focused on fucking other people out of things.

I chose the other route, tried to get rich building something new with small companies.  Well, that didn't work out.  So then I said fuck it and took a lowish-level job at the fedguv ranch.  I think that I can hang out with this for some time yet.

So, in a nutshell, I want to have a part time job doing something kinda low-tech, a small place to live with a garden, a set of good books, 3 pairs of good walking shoes, and a reasonable supply of pot and whiskey.  I am planning to start on December 4, 2022.




Thursday, September 27, 2018

Another Year


I am going to stay put another year.  The chances of things not going to shit are higher than the chance of things going to shit.  Granted, the interstice  between these two states are getting vanishingly close 

Mostly, the whole issue rotates around my tendency toward lethargy and sloth.  Right now I cannot for the life of me figure out how I would approach the issue if things go to shit in a serious way.  I think that is the issue that I have with the prepper/doomer crowd in general.  Look folks, if things go to shit in a serious way, you will be trying to decide whether to shit or wind your watch:  Just like me.

So, I will stay at my place for another year and try to get a better idea of what is going on.  I need to work out some of the details of my dotage.  Now, when you talk about plans, most people think that they are putting out a five-paragraph OPORD.  Well buckaroo, most of what is laid out in plans like that vanish like a puff of smoke when the real world hits them.  My plans are simpler.  Drop another 100 pounds, walk a minimum of 50,000 steps a week, keep my brain going by writing, put some serious thought into where I might want to begin my Lebowski phase.


Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Crazytown


I have been steering further and further away from the "News". I have completely lost my trust in what was considered the mainstream media and trying to glean something that makes sense out of the diamonds-imbedded-in-a-huge-pile-of-offal that is called the Internet is as useful as panning for gold in a played-out stream.

I haven't seen anything like this. Even in the worst of the draft-dodger riots of the 1960's and 70's we had a modicum of civility and a common ground. There were still ideologue fuckwads out there, but they didn't rule the show and there was balance and at least a modicum of respect.

I am starting to question the viability of the Union.  Someone in the political leadership has to start asking questions about this moment in time.  Just how far are you willing to go, in light of the current series of political character assasinations to polarize and anger a country, for your personal aggrandizement and political ends, before it explodes?

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Am I a sinner too?



I tend to rail on about the outsized impact that social media has in our lives.  I think that Facebook and it's sleazy little fuckhead owner to be a expository and damning piece of evidence in the current trial called "What the fuck is wrong with us?".

Twitter might be even more repulsive.  280 characters in a tweet.  Fuck me.  To adequately explain even the simplest situation rising from societal interactions one needs at least a couple of pages.  And most of the time the couple of pages can merely provide an overview, not a systematic review of the situation.

Nope, these two abominations and their "me-too" scraggly copycats are complete shit, fit only for generating "snarl words" to be tossed at opponents and innocent bystanders alike.  When imagining the "public debate" fed by the output of "social media" one should keep firmly in mind the image of troops of warring bonobos flinging their feces at each other.  It appears to me that snarl words thus generated by Facebook and Twitter are the feces thrown.  So, by definition, if we are using the metaphor of posts and tweets as feces, then the orifice that produces them must necessarily be......

Now we have Blogger here.  Run by one of the snarl word orifices.  You might even argue that the big G is the worst of the bunch.  So, by writing here every day, I am questioning whether I am feeding the battle of shit-flinging.

The main reasons that prevents me from hanging my head in shame and re-re-retiring from this little affectation are as follows:

  1. By being as wind-baggy as I am, I feel that I usually drop at least hints to the other side of the issue.  
  2. I feel that I tend to be conservative and ask more questions than I answer.
  3. Nobody reads this damn thing anyway.
So, in the words of Carl Spackler, the assistant greens-keeper at Bushwood Country Club:

Monday, September 24, 2018

Am I going too far.



At the intersection of hippie-dom and good health lies beer.

Trying to absolutely minimize the carbon footprint and lose weight at the same time forces me into the following.

I have to get off my ass and work for my beer.  I may buy two(2) beers a day, but I may only buy them at the nearest store.  All beer purchased will be consumed within 72 hours.  I may only pay in cash.

So that everyone is clear on this, the closest store is "the Little Store" in Milwaukie.  This makes me smile because the boys and I have very fond memories of "The Little Store" in Vancouver that we haunted for ten or so years.

The store is located 0.75 miles away.  Every bit helps

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Friday, September 21, 2018

A very awkward question that will probably piss some folks off.




This one will probably piss some folk off.  It really isn't meant to, but it will ask some questions that I can seem to find satisfactory answers to.  These questions will be in regards to a lot of folks cherished beliefs.

First a disclaimer.  I don't give a single fuck about what anyone over the age of sixteen does with their private parts for pleasure.  Just don't.  You can use your penis or vagina or whatever to do whatever to whoever and it doesn't bother me one tiny bit.

I would prefer that consent be obtained in all cases.  If it isn't, I feel that you should be put in prison where anyone bigger than you can do what they want to you without containing prior consent.

OK:  Now that my social ass-covering (pun intended) is complete, I will give you some background as to where this question began.  I began riding home on the Max here in Portlandia.  The traincar was reasonably full.  Split for XX and XY was pretty much 50:50.

But here is the deal that struck me.  All my fellow XY's were kinda feminine looking.  

At first I thought to myself that I was being a prejudiced dirtbag.  So I closed my eyes and tried to clear my brain.  I opened them up and got the same results.  Now I was really kind of intrigued.  As I said before, I don't care what you do or how you act, but why, in a simple random one-off sample do I get such a preponderance of similar features?

Then it struck me, and these are the questions than many will find offensive by it even being asked:

What is the long term effect of ubiquitous, low level exposure xenoestrogens to the male population?  Will it make the XY's more XX over time.  Will this impact fertility?  Will it be localized to certain areas?  

Look, this is an important question.  Adaptation to environmental conditions is natural and useful.  I make no judgement of the form that successful adaptation takes.  In a polluted and overpopulated world, maybe a more feminized, less sexually active male population is an overall adaptive strategy.

Lots of meat in this one.....I sure don't know the answer, but it is an interesting question.

Some basic reading on the issue:





Thursday, September 20, 2018

Running on Empty


Sometimes, I just run out of things that I want to write about. Hard to argue with, but for a person who has set a goal to write every day (with as few slips as possible) the whole idea of "I got nuthin'" is awkward in the extreme.

Why it has become important to me is one of those odd things that I can't explain.  Hardly anyone stops by here, I kind of look at this digital affectation as a diary that I leave out in public and write in every day.  I can't really say that I am interested in changing the world, I just use this to keep my "holding on by my fingernails" grip on sanity in an insane world.

Today's piece is just kind of a concession to today's hexagram.  Keeping still is sometimes hard to do, but useful. Being opposed by a numerically superior opponent who doesn't share in any sort of ethical constraints really makes it imperative for a person to just wait and be calm.

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Frankie, Johnnie, and the Goal.

Strange bedfellows indeed.

Pure thought is an odd thing.  I tend to believe that, if given sufficient time, I could puzzle most things out by just sitting around and thinking, then going and setting up a quick set of experiments to check my thinking.  Oh, don't get me wrong, the harder the problem, the more time I have to ponder the problem in order to work it out in my head, and the more complex the experiments.

But, it appears that pure thought alone won’t enable me to work out the really important shit, like magic and God and the fate of the world.  Now, I don't for a moment pretend that I am the only person struggling with this.  But obviously, my searching are neither novel nor unique, when you look at the few people in the world that I can admire, they all seem to be pursuing the same goal with, what appears to me, to be the same degree of success.

The goal is merely to understand.  The current zeitgeist seems to be that of taking sides.  The hunter's quest to identify prey and pull it down.  If someone is different from you, the goals that someone pursues must be evil.

The idea that opposition is not obstruction must be kept firmly in mind.  The principle of opposites allows the world to adapt to a changing cosmos. 







Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Syriana



When I think of George Clooney (which I make every effort not to, thank you very much) I tend to consider his role in "Syriana", which almost made me like him.  I didn't quite push him over the line to "Not-a-hollywood-douchebag", but the effort was strong enough that I no longer consider him merely a set of teeth with an ability to remember lines for a short time.

Syriana was one of the few complex movies coming out of the Bush years.  It seemed to understand the complexity of the bullshit in the middle east and showed (I think justly) that there are no clean players in that neck of the clear cut.  

Seque to the present, with mainstream media like the Wall Street Journal and the New York times dutifully laying the groundwork for WWIII by putting up headlines about how Bashar Al Assad is going to chlorine gas his own population to fulfill his deliciously double-evil plans of actually taking control of the country he rules.

The Russians are there with him.  Their bases at Latakia and Tarsus are pretty damn important to them and their air-defense and air support are there for the Syrians.  To make it even worse, the Russians are there legally.  I cannot for the life of me find any authorization, either from Syria or the United States, for the Marine artillery that we have squatting on a foreign country's soil.  Awkward that.

Now, for some reason, we Americans put up with our Presidents attacking other countries on a fairly routine basis.  I think that if you ask the residents of Kileen or Leesville, they will respond that it is better to have the boys over there raising a ruckus than here tearing up the local real estate and impregnating the younger and more gullible.

Nope, we seem to be unsatisfied with losing in Iraq and Afghanistan for the past 17 years.  I think that dumb Donny is becoming aware of the idea that folks are trying to pull him down and seems to be coming apart a bit.  So Johnny Bolton and the NeoCon express seem to be sliding their long-gestating half-baked plans past Dumb Donny over to Jimmy (Have a plan to kill everyone I meet) Mattis.

I am hoping that this isn't a bridge to far.  We have been at war in the Middle East since 1991.  I don't know how to tell you this folks, but we most certainly haven't done anything useful there during those twenty seven years.  

I hope that the continued doubling down works, but it seems to me that others might decide that we are the problem. 

Monday, September 17, 2018

Factions




The really shouldn't be called "Parties"  

Those . . . things we call parties are nothing of the sort.  These are unholy alliances whose sole basis of agreement is seizing and holding power solely for the sake of the privileges that can be processed from the raw material of politics and other peoples money.

Dumb Donnie and Grifter Hillary are no more in control of these abominations than an individual wave control the sea.  

The deep state that everyone is starting to notice is real.  They are the same as the Aristocracy of the Ancien Regime, every bit as greedy and privileged and powerful as what was taken down by the terror.   They are warring factions of elites with different goals.  The goals that they pursue benefit the power and privelege of themselves and their paymasters (Which aren't us).  They could give a shit less about the man on the street.

I truly think that there is a chance of bad things happening soon.  I truly hope the probability is lower than the 25% I pulled out of a waiting orifice.

Friday, September 14, 2018

Request For Proposals

You gotta love governmentese.  The title is in honor of the long ago when I spent too much time getting other people to do the shit that I wasn't capable of doing myself.  The government sector doesn't usually have the oomph to get big projects done with their staff.   The jobs are usually too big and the in-house expertise too small.

So there is usually a person working for the guvmint that knows thaat he doesn't have the juice to get the job done right, so he goes the the agency/entity and gets castigated for his lack of knowledge and general unworthiness, then the agency/entity grudgingly gives him permission to go out and find someone competent to do the job.

That person then goes out and asks folks to come up with how to do the project.  

I am not out of ideas, but as a test to see  whether anyone is reading, I am asking folks to respond to the following questions so that I can lay an ear on the zeitgeist and further writing.

So:
  •  What % chance of collapse?
  • Most likely scenario if chance greater than zero.
  • Best guess for timeline for that scenario.
I am going to write anyway, but input would be happily accepted.

Thursday, September 13, 2018

Criteria used in planning


Always plan for the worst case scenario.  Nice glib statement.  Utterly useless as advice.

Assignment of chance to an array of possible scenarios.  Now we are getting somewhere.

I have never really liked the phrase " Risk Management" but in the real sense when you are planning for the future all you are doing is playing a game inside your head of role-playing out a series of likely scenarios and then doing a bit of hand waving to explain your proposed adaptations to the conditions of the various scenarios.

Now my worst case analysis is a meteor smashing into the earth bearing sex-crazed tentacle creatures who will tentacle-rape me.  You will forgive me, but I really don't see a whole lot of value to my life by planning for worst-case.

What I tend to do is break down scenarios in these catogories

  1.  Familial
  2. Economic
  3. Political
  4. Spiritual
Now, there is a great deal of slop between these broad categories.  The family kinda takes care of itself.  I am blessed to be in a setting where, while it isn't Ozzie and Harriet, seems to be a loving and mutually supporting cast of characters.

The Economic and political are the one that allow much more unwanted external input into my life.  I can defer a lot on the badness by just keeping a weather eye on the proceedings.  If it is looking bad, I tend to watch closer, right now, I am considering a closer watch in the political realm, because the "resistance" seems to be dead set on forcing fuckhead into bad decisions out of petulant spite.

That political "forcing" will have some serious repercussions in the economic category.  The economy is being watched closely right now, because the dreamland of prosperity that we currently consider our due stands a better than fair chance of being a mirage. 

The spiritual is both the easy one and the hard one.  Ignoring the petty and insistent mewling of the Christers who are the predominant noise-creating units does make ones spiritual life a lot easier.   What I am hoping for now is not so much fulfillment of dreams as contentment with my life. 



Wednesday, September 12, 2018

I'm OK with Colin


But things are getting weird.  Nike attacking like that, supporting the lower classes.  Of course, their market is folks who want to buy overpriced shoes, made by sweatshop labor, for fashion purposes.  Who want to be like the overpaid skilled labor that is on showcase in NFL stadiums.

Stupid people.

Colin isn't stupid, as a matter of fact, I kind of admire his stand, and truthfully, he seems to be a well-composed adult with a pretty fine set of morals.   Good on you my man.  

But the sport you play and the people you used to work for are not amused.  Their money comes from selling an illusion to a slightly different flavor of stupid people.  The real money from the NFL comes from ad revenues from large corporations who do not in any way, shape, or form give a single fuck about the plight of the poor blacks who Colin is trying to represent.

As a matter of fact, Colin bringing up the police violence used to suppress the dissatisfaction connected with the ongoing increase in wealth inequality may very well depress the corporate earnings of folks who advertise.  So, from the leagues point of view, any political viewpoint that will so annoy their advertising revenue is definitely not welcome.

The really funny folks are the self absorbed fans who look at the purity of the game and how the game should not in any way be infected by "outside" influences.  A fucking joke that.  The corporate whores who fill up the stadiums and buy the status symbols advertised don't want to know that their choices are a political statement.  They are a declaration that only the acquisition of more is important and that the status that they purchase with their seats and their cars and their disposable income is purchased by others being forced into much less.

No my friends, the NFL is nothing but political.  The money taken for cheerleading corporate excess and military recruiting say it all.

The NFL is a real-life, real-time propaganda organ of the corporate overclass.  

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Blutarski

26

Dickhead on the Max.  Skinny little prick with a wannabe guitar.  Practicing baby chords and surreptitiously looking around to see if any one is noticing.

Its Thursday.  I forcibly restrained my inner Bluto.  I am too old for this shit.


Monday, September 10, 2018

Kelly and bus 39



School just started for the high school.  Mom's in minivans delivering children who just stare at their phones.

These might be the rudest assholes in the world.  Suburban moms in their minivans who are deeply bound to the concept of "get out of my way so that that I can deliver my precious cargo of douchebags" as if their delivery actually meant something.  The children are not so much rude as oblivious, though a great deal of the time, oblivious is indistinguishable from rude.

 These folks are the hangers-on usually.  The area is getting gentrified and the looks that these nasty, rude people give to their perceived inferiors and status competitors is truly astonishing in its arrogance.  To not automatically sort oneself into ones designated class is an affront to these right-thinking bearers of the current culture.

The white mom's in the new minivans are the worst of the lot.  Now, minivan is what I call the expanded (like their occupants) version of a car that currently hold thrall her in America, you know them, sport-utes, crossover, minivan.  They are the holy grail of grasping for a purchased status.

My boys did a lot of walking and bus riding to and from school.  But it takes a socially stronger kid to do such a mad act.   The bus allows you to hang with the hoi polloi, and realize that there are different cultures and classes.  Sometimes it even allows you to understand that these are people too.  

Mom delivering their spawn to school in an SUV removes any such unwanted equality.  Mom is acting in a manner that allows the princelings and princesslings (is this even a word?) a way to status signal and the mother to control every little thing about their yuppie larvae's lives.  The yuppie larvae passengers respond to this absolute control by diving deeper into their cell phones and their electronically mediated relationships.

I kinda think that this will go the wayside in the future.  When?  Who knows.  This odd bit of control and ownership is a function of a society where status signaling is rampant and spare cash and gas is available.  I can't imagine that this will remain the case forever.

So, maybe in the future, some kids will get used to stumbling out of their front door in time to catch the bus to school and walk over to 2300 and go down to where the bus parks and get on bus 39 early to grab to good seat.  The future Kelly will smile at the kid as he gets in and starts up the bus and ask how things went yesterday.

It sure beats the hell out of listening to your Mom all the way to school.

Friday, September 7, 2018

Dads Timex 1000


It sat there lonely in the bottom right drawer of his and Mom's chest of drawers.  Pathetic little black rectangle replete with a flat plastic with bumps where the  keyboard should be.

Looking back at it now, it kinda started me down the path in the long ago.  

Dad bought it with no ROM and barely enough memory to tap out a program that scrolled "Fuck" down the screen (1) of the little black and white portable TV he kept out in the trailer for those times he needed to escape my Mom's endless chatter and to spend some quality time gluing stamps into some oversized books.   

I don't think that he ever did anything with it.  But dad did like his talisman.  Had his electronic handbooks downstairs,  had the encyclopedias, always wanted to show that he was more than the 8th grade formal education that he was branded with.   He never quite managed this feat.  He was smart enough, he just never manged to necessary tools or the discipline.

So I had the wee little box to myself.  I made it do things that it clearly wasn't suited to do.  Mostly it was a way for me to feel that the ever so slight edge needed to pass Physical Chemistry (though to be completely honest, my passing was probably more a gift from Marty Fleischmann than any edge in skills.  I was able to plumb things together so that they wouldn't leak.  If you think that this is a trivial skill, give it a try and get back to me).

No, Dad's old Timex just taught me that a computer is just a tool.  If you don't have a specific purpose for which to use them, they are nothing more than a distraction.  These days, my use for them is just as a word processor and records management system, and a news feed,

(1) Hey, I was just thrilled that I didn't have to bring in a program in a shoebox on punchcards.  That and I had been dipping into the tequila.

Thursday, September 6, 2018

Drafts in a Bar




Interlude 1

Gabe is in a bar.  He has some paper and a pen that was stolen from my car.
He seems to be expecting a flash of brilliance that he can put pen and ink to.  I hope that he gets his wish.

We did our form of a chat.  I talked, he pretended to listen.  I am certain that it is a variation of the infamous Gary Larsen "Ginger" cartoon.  I think that this time I might have had a slightly greater impact as he actually made eye contact two or three times and nodded his head.

Interlude 2:

I guess that I have to take this through on how I manage to get anything written at all,   I write because it seems that what scraps of my mental health that remain extant require I do such a mad act fairly regularly.

I tend to use the Blogger interface out of sheer habit.  Nothing more, nothing less.  I started doing this thirteen years ago and just kept leaving because of Google's intrusiveness and corporate-swinishness, but came back and lit down here because baby, if you are writing regularly on the internet, you are somehow, somewhere feathering someone else's nest.  At some point you have to say "what the fuck"

Nearly all of my posts begin the same.  Somehow an idea comes to me, whether in the form of a angst fueled rant or a drug-addled observation.  This one started as described above.  When I was talking with Gabe, I whipped out the primary object in my love-hate relationship with modern technology, the android smart phone.  I brought up the Blogger app so thoughtfully provided by the corporate fuckmeisters at Alphabet and typed in "new" gave the post a title and then wrote the first sentence above as a mental placeholder.  Hit save and then closed out.  This added another piece of wood to my digital woodpile.

Since today is Labor Day, and since I no longer willingly perform any function that could remotely be classified as "labor", retreated to a not-quite local bar with a chromebook and a nice lined notebook, spiffy mechanical pencil and a pen that I lifted from my ex-mother-in-law. I hook up the net, bring up the post that I started the day before and then I start blabbing.

So, at this point this interlude is the product of two (2) four (4) ounce glasses of beer that were once part of a sampler flight.  I have had a conversation with a waitress about the current state of peer review in academia, I am listening to a nice selection of blues.  Life is pretty damn fine right about now.

So I work and polish for a while.  I have four members of the flight needing attention so I won't get too thirsty while writing.  The family is heading this for same McMenamins stamps and some light refreshment.

This piece is ready to schedule and add the calligraphy and triagrams for the day. 

Monday through Friday, published at 8:00.