Friday, March 5, 2010
Even semi-celibate old men are stupid
Having testicles is like being chained to the village idiot. I wish it wasn't so, But the fact just sits there. Mute embaressment all around.
I have the good fortune to work in an area with a heavy population of attractive and intelligent younger women. These youngsters have adopted me as one of their own as I speak with them as adults and don't openly try to chase them. The reason that I don't chase them is the somewhat unwelcome realization that they probably aren't attracted by my aging, obese, scarred and broken body.
However, certain parts of my body resist this charitable description and insist that, if I would only get off my duff, a little procreation is there for the taking.
Idiots, as I stated before.
I wonder when they will shut up?
at 5:25:00 AM