Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Monetary Theory and Debt

OK.

People always hold out that if you renege on your loan and default, you are harming your neighbor because he uses the same bank.  In other words,, you are effectively borrowing money from your friends and neighbors and if you don't pay it back, your neighbors will do without.

First things first.  To the best of my knowledge, this isn't true at any level.

We are in a fractional reserve system here in the US.  The Fed and the States sell the rights to run a bank to buddies (This statement may not be entirely true and if you take me to task for it, I will not be able to respond as vociferously as normal, but it sure appears to be true to me).  The buddies then deign to give you and your friends and neighbors a pittance for letting them hold your money.

Once the buddies have you money, they can work magic with it through the completely legal Ponzi scheme known as fractional reserve banking.  As soon as they convince the kid who mows your lawn to put his money ($20.00), in an account at 2% interest, they can go out and cut a 1-year loan to the kids mom for $180.00.  The deposit earns the kid 1%, the loan earns the bank 9.5.  BTW, I just googled Bank loan rates and this was number three on the list.  Checked the info against my Credit Union and it appeared to be pretty similar.

So, the buddy bank pays the kid $0.20 at the end of the year for keeping his money.  The kid now has $20.20.  The bank earns $197.10 for the loan, and they get to keep most of it. They pay the kid back his $20.20 and then the bank pockets $176.90.  You see, the bank gets to keep it.  The money that they create out of thin air is theirs.  That is the key point that everyone seems to miss.

Banks are nothing but a license to create money.  They aren't your friend.  They aren't respected members of the community.  They are licensed charletans.

Imagine running this scam with $1,000,000 as seed capital.  8.85 large is a nice way to end out the year.
So remember kiddies, when you don't pay back your loans to a bank, you aren't hurting your neighbors, you are preventing the nice buddy banker from buying his cherished Beluga.

Monday, September 27, 2010

A Good Read


http://globalguerrillas.typepad.com/globalguerrillas/2010/09/cognitive-slaves.html

I have some trouble with Mr. Robb's logic, but I do feel that he makes a point.

Blogging, and it's retarded siblings twitter and facebook are, at their core, vanities.  The create spaces where individuals can have a small audience.  These are the dedicated core users that Mr. Robb speaks of.

But to say that these users create the value might be a bit of a stretch.  In a sad way, the social networks are the emotional equivalent of beauty contests and high school student body elections.  It is an arena where an individuals can carve out a readership and a following for their vanity.  I am not at all certain that it creates worth.

The Trap Mr. Robb falls into is the one embodied in a crude viewing of labor theory of value, where the labor that someone puts into something defines it's value.  There is no discussion of the skill of the labor, there is no discussion of the quality of the output.

I don't think that social networking is anything other than a fad.  It will go the way of cruising and disco, a monument, carried on by some odd enthusiasts, imbedded an a culture that has moved beyond it.

Friday, September 24, 2010

The Overarching Importance of "Mine"

When you boil down the debates about the economy and the perceived problems facing us, it is becoming more and more apparent to me that we are a completely atomized society.  Nature, red of tooth and claw lives among us.  Consider for a moment the pontifications of one of the richest men in the world.

Folk live in a house that the bank owns that they cannot afford.  For some odd reason, they consider the house theirs.  For reasons more evident to me, the bank considers the house to be it's property.  Now, the folks that bought the house can't really afford it, but since it is "mine", they can't seem to make themselves walk away.  The bank who loaned money to fools who cannot pay them back thinks it is "mine" too.  A sensible move for an underwater homeowner would keep the bank from reaping the "mine" benefits of a thirty year mortgage.

Pension plans are the same.  Groups that have negotiated pensions for themselves see the too-generous pensions as "mine".  All well and good when there is enough stuff on the table.  But when the cupboard starts looking bare, the pensioners who have planned on the gross mis-allocation, and the companies/governments who made the original agreement for the mis-allocation will both go the the mattresses to defend what they see as "mine".  My guess is that neither will be the same at the end of it.

We are negotiating a unique point in our country's history.  We have made far too many promises.  We cannot in any way, shape, or form, keep all of them.   But the few that are willing to at least recognize that the promises are worthless are written off as freeloaders (in the case of homeowners walking away), oppressors (entities that try to renegotiate their pension plans), or fools (folks who pull out their retirement early on the idea of a bird in the hand).  We pretend that these folks are abandoning some sacred contract.  But I want to know, when does a contract which is untenable and contrary to the blunt reality of the world become sacred.

We are in the midst of shattering promises.  They will be breaking around us for years to come.  But the promises that we so cherish are what will be dragging us down if we try to hew to them. The saddest part of this is that we are so intent on a that which is mine we will not be able to give up anything ourselves to heal the flaws in our Republic.  It is always someone else who has to bear the burden.  What is mine is sacred and cannot be compromised.

This idea is organic to our culture.  It exhibits itself in the political gamesmanship in D.C.. It shows itself in the ruthless competition shown by the Wal-Marts of the world.  It is exhibited in a military/diplomatic policy intent on keeping stuff flowing to the homeland.  I cannot see a way that we would ever be able to abandon it without extraordinary pain.

Guess what is coming?

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Adrenaline Rush Idiots

Sarah Shourd is a moron.

Now, I am certain that she is well educated.  Probably speaks well.  Might even be fun to chat with at a dinner party.  But she is high-functioning, peculiar breed of moron endemic here in the West.

The, I-am-pretty-and-safe-and-anyway-I-can-do-anything-because-someone-will-save-me moron.

Up here in Oregon, we are forever fishing these idiots out of snow caves on Mount hood because they are too stupid to pay attention to the weather.  Hundreds of thousands of dollars are spend on dramatic helicopter and search and rescue efforts for save idiots.



Now, back to Sarah the moron.  First consideration will be a map.

 OK...here is the deal, they are saying that the Iranian border guards crossed "a few yards" into Iraq to illegally "kidnap" her and her buddies.

What the fuck was a woman (a sex the Kurds treat like shit) doing hiking in Kurdistan (which by the way, is a part of Iraq and definitely in a war zone) and then having the absolute and utter stupidity to get within ten miles of a country we are always in the mood to attack?

Idiot.

And the richest part of the deal is that this is a description of the folks who are the center of this foofoorah.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Differing Standards

The biggest problem with being an old geezer is that you remember the past.  This complicates things mightily.  A good, solid forgetfulness allows one so much more in the way of flexibility in thought.

For example, I remember reading the news about the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan on Christmas day, 1979.  I thought that it was kind of stupid for them then, but, I could forgive them because it was sitting on their southern border and was firmly in their sphere of influence. 

But the boys in Washington were too thrilled with their chess game (Brezhinski was, is, and always will be a controlling little dickhead) to let the thing be.  Even though Carter would be out in a couple months, he started making the moves to screw things up for the Rooski's.   Truth be told, there is a whole bunch of data that shows we were fucking around, stirring the pot well before Ivan got a bee in his bonnet.

So after the invasion, we spent a decent amount of time wringing our hands, and then we armed the Mooj (mujahaideen)  six ways to breakfast and thirteen to the dozen.  We trained them in Pakistan (with the F---- Chinese for God's sake), hell, we even kept captured Russians in a prison there.

When the Russians finally admitted that they fucked up and left Dodge, we fell over ourselves praising the Mooj.  Doughty freedom fighters one and all.  

Then they went back to their cherished hobby of killing each other on a retail basis, fighting over which tribe stole the other tribes goats and which tribe had the proper take on the somewhat opaque writings of Muhammad.   In other words, things were pretty much normal.

Then 9-11 happened.  It was in fact, the biggest sucker punch in history.  It came out of nowhere.  We did our usual take about how someone should have seen it coming, but anyone who says that can be safely dismissed as a moron.  No one could have seen it coming.  But Bin Laden had rented some property from one of the weirder tribes for the off-evening of pederasty and weapons training.

At this point, the doughty freedom fighters were re-branded as the Taliban and Al-Quaeda, who we funded at one time in the long ago, when it was convenient) and made to be a systemic risk to our safety.

So now we are nine years into it and no closer than the rooski's in keeping that shithole under our thumb.  

So, refresh my memory.  Why are we there?  

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Jimmy


The more I think about it, Jimmy was the last of our adult supervision.

He told us things that we didn't want to hear.  He talked with people and even managed to stop folks from killing each other for a bit.  He didn't over-react when some of our folks got caught in the middle of another country's civil war.

He recognized that we were living beyond our means, he gave us a stern talking to which we ignored.  When he got ousted by a fool who told us we could have anything that we wanted, he didn't sit around and mope, he went and began doing serious charity work, helping poor people live in their own houses with work being done by their own hands.   He continued working for solutions that didn't involve bombing people.  He still showed us how a good man lived.

I would strongly recommend that you watch this entire video.  I would defy you to find any fault with what he says.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Didn't get the memo

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/american-businesses-and-consumers-are-not-deleveraging-they-are-going-one-last-binge
You know, this doesn't surprise me one little bit.  Most folks have a tendency of thinking that the lifestyle that they have is the lifestyle that they deserve.  I sometimes catch that bug myself,  it is good for a smackdown when it comes.
I think that folks are thinking that the good days are going to be returning.  I don't know where they get that idea.  When I was down at my Mom's, my sisters were joking about folks not getting the memo.  I think that there are a lot of folks out there who didn't get the memo.
The country and the world is changing.  The biggest change is that we are going into a world of resource constraints.  We have always acted as though the world's resources were infinite.  We are now finding out that they are not.  Oil is peaking (some argue that it has peaked), coal is questionable, phosphorous is looking a bit thin on top.  With these soon to be restraints in place, we will be progressively limiting the techologies that we have used for the past two centuries to spite Dr. Malthus' gloomy predictions.  Now we are starting to wonder if he will get the last laugh.
So now we see folks out there showing their colors, ant or grasshopper.  What always amazes me about stories like this is that the intent of the writer is to starve the grasshopper.  This proves that the loan-negotiations can be misused.  They must be stopped.  Well, that may be true, but that will hurt the faithful ants who are using them as they were designed.
But in the end, all of this is nothing more than a morality play for the future.  We are, as usual, showing both the bad and the good sides to our nature.  Read about it, keep it there for future reference.  Try to figure out which of your circle of acquaintances are ant and cling to them.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Oddly clueless

I wonder where Paddy Chayefsky is today?

I spent some time at a tea party get together.  I was bored.  I have never seen such undirected anger over the world's state and direction.  Everyone there was thoroughly and completed cheesed off about the economy, their retirement (or lack of the same), falling home prices, rising taxes, unemployment, etc. etc. etc.  None of the folks there really had any idea about how to solve the problems other than we should go back to the way things used to be and to "get government off our backs".

When I went around afterwards, trying to talk to folks about ideas, they were remarkably unwilling to talk about concrete ideas.  For the most part, they devolved into various groups of folks with a common recreation interest.  The fishing crowd was more interested in boats than ideas.  The hunting crowd was more concerned about guns than programs.  I found the off-roaders nearly incomprehensible.

Most of these folks just want their no-care, wrinkle-free lifestyle back.  They are all taking it in the shorts right now.  But the biggest reason they will fail isn't because they aren't angry, it is because they are bored with the give and take of politics.  They don't realize that all of this mess is a result of our democratic process, they just see the mess and want it to go away so that that they can return to their petroleum-fueled lives of recreation.

I think that the decisions that need to be made are beyond a lot of folks in this segment of the population.  They are not really interested in the democratic process.  They are interested in the preservation of their perceived perquisites and the maintenance of the status quo that has allowed them their status symbols.

Hence they are easy meat for those who are the biggest enemy of our liberties and our society.  These are the Sarah Palin's of the world.  Simplistic and ego driven, they pander to an inchoate demographic like the tea-baggers.  Simplistic solutions that will never work but are focus group tested are trotted out and turned aside just as quickly.

That is what I see happening next, these unsophisticated recro-commandos will buy into some manipulative, power-hungry demagogue who will promise them a return to the world that they want.  There will be an attempt to subvert the government to get more power.  It is my belief that the checks and balances of government may well be enough to hold off the attack, but they will be sorely tested.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Fall is here

I spent yesterday in a funk.  Got a bottle of red wine and spent a couple of hours on the phone talking to family.  As usual, this helped.

I think that it is normal this time of year.  Yesterday was a great indian summer day, so part of you is out in the sun, soaking up every erg of sunshine and trying to see how much of your daily supply of vitamin D you can manufacture.  Part of you needs to get inside and start the preparations for the fall and winter.   So the day was spent doing a little of both.  Neither were accomplished to my complete satisfation.

I just noticed that it is time to restock the freezer.  Gotta get some burgers and some more pork.  Might do me some good to get more frozen vegetables and if I read this article correctly, I might need to stock away a couple of cans of coffee.  I also need to stock up on malt for the winter brews so necessary for football season.  

So this next week I will probably be posting the fall cheapskate recipes.  Gotta fuel boys and myself in the fall.  There are things to accomplish.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Old Fat Man

I'm there.  Not all that pleased about it, not all that concerned either.  Whether I like it or not, I am not going to live forever, and from what I can see, the best days are far behind me.  

Bullshit on the idea of golden years.  We have created a mythos where old folks are somehow immune from the vagaries of the world, where they are to be protected by years of savings and a benevolent government.  The truth of the matter is that most folks didn't

  • bother to save in the first place, choosing instead to live in the now.
  • couldn't save, as they didn't make enough money to get by and salt stuff away.
  • Life blindsided them with deaths, divorces, bad business deals, unemployment and other such things which drained them.
  • any number of other reasons.

So now we have the standard life.  Where old folks gotta scramble harder than the other folks.  Now, in the mythical past, a lot of these would be taken into multi-generational households, where they would have a valued place that they could deal with, even with their physical limitations.  But that is past, state lines and a society that has atomized families has removed that option for a lot of folks.  

So, I think that a lot of us boomers better get used to the idea of working 'til we drop.  Oh some of us will retire according to the Madison Avenue dream world.  I raise my glass to these folks.  They are extraordinarily blessed.  

Thursday, September 9, 2010

The Stone


The power structures that govern the world lives at a level far above us. I think that folks would be well served to plow through Ferdinand Braudel's magnum opus:

Civilization and Capitalism 15th-18th Century

The Structures of Everyday Life
The Wheels of Commerce
The Perspective of the World

The higher level structures are the flow of large-scale money. When we complain on these corporate-sponsored pages, we are flies circling an elephant, complaining about the shit that comes out of the animal.

We need to keep our eyes on the elephant. We really do have to do this. The elephant can crush us at any time, and we are meaningless to the elephant. This is why I think folks are getting so nervous, our individual actions mean nothing to the elephant, the elephants actions can directly affect us.

So, we have to watch the money flows at the level of capitalism. We must pay attention to the capital outflows in the stock market. We will have to monitor the price of oil and the supply of this essential. We will have to watch the shenanigans of the health care oligarchy and figure out how to slide by without feeding the insurance goons.

The overarching structures have become exceedingly complex. They are increasingly unstable and dangerous. Their failure will have real effects on our lives.

The only way that I can see through this is to simplify more rapidly than the rest of the world. The elephant will thrash around as it dies. Simplification will allow us the speed to react to the world that is fleeing away from us and adapt successfully to the new one that is rushing toward us.

All of the things that middle America has chosen as it's symbols are levels of complexity which will slow you down. Debt is nothing but chains attached to the stone. You must rid yourself of this surplus.

Time to get down to it.



Wednesday, September 8, 2010

You know, sometimes I just want to tell people to piss off.

Suppose that instead of handing out free money to 9.2 million unemployed, we hire them at minimum wage to spit at the moon.

This one is a bit of a rant.  Yes, I realize there is some inconsistency with past writings, but hell, the situation is so damn complex, with so many facets, I really can't keep it all in my head.

I was unemployed for around sixty months a couple of years ago.  I was an overqualified, fat, old man who was well-used to making big coin.  Needless to say, this is not the optimum way to  way a approach a job market.  But I am used to working, and having two ex-wives and a couple of teenage boys means that I need to work.  My social security sheet that they send me every years shows that I have been pretty good at it too.

So I drew my unemployment check.  Searched for jobs in a big way, took the first job that got offered.  At 40% of my old pay rate.  Sixty weeks into unemployment   The folks who walked out the door the same time as I did are still looking.  They mocked me at the time for taking a job beneath my station.  They recently ran out their 99 weeks.

So, that being said.  If an overqualified guy with nothing but excellent reports on work ethic and effort takes over a year to get a job paying well below what I made before, I would say that the data shows that the job market is complete shit and there aren't jobs there.

So reading Mike (Mish Shedlock) is never a way to make me amused.  Truthfully, this guy probably goes into a bathroom each and every night with a copy of Atlas Shrugged and pulls out the vaseline.  My God.  there are something like 11 million fewer jobs than there were in 2007.     Our factories are now in other countries.  There are scads of folks that would jump at any job offered.

So, while Wikipedia isn't perfect, it isn't all bad.

Cyclical or Keynesian unemployment, also known as deficient-demand unemployment, occurs when there is not enough aggregate demand in the economy. It gets its name because it varies with the business cycle, though it can also be persistent, as during the Great Depression of the 1930s. Cyclical unemployment is caused by a business cycle recession, and wages not falling to meet the equilibrium level. Cyclical unemployment rises during economic downturns and falls when the economy improves. Keynesians argue that this type of unemployment exists due to inadequate effective aggregate demand. Demand for most goods and services falls, less production is needed and consequently fewer workers are needed, wages do not fall to meet the equilibrium level, and mass unemployment results.
Some consider this type of unemployment one type of frictional unemployment in which factors causing the friction are partially caused by some cyclical variables. For example, a surprise decrease in the money supply may shock participants in society.
With cyclical unemployment, the number of unemployed workers exceeds the number of job vacancies, so that if even all open jobs were filled, some workers would remain unemployed. This kind of unemployment coincides with unused industrial capacity (unemployed capital goods). Keynesian economists see it as possibly being solved by government deficit spending or by expansionary monetary policy, which aims to increase non-governmental spending by loweringinterest rates.
In contrast, Austrian economists argue that government spending and policies are the root cause of economic cycles and cyclical unemployment and should be reformed or removed.
Classical economics rejects the conception of cyclical unemployment, seeing the attainment of full employment of resources and potential output as the normal state of affairs.[citation needed]
Mish is an Austrian dude.  That means he is a Calvinist among economics.  The bad people (read here lazy unemployed) are to be shunned.  They have not pleased the God of money and must be made to suffer.  The people with jobs and income are the chosen, they have pleased the god of mammon and are allowed all things good.  They get to keep their tax breaks.

But, answer me this.  Mish is a stockbroker and a photographer of magazine covers.   When was the last time he looked for work in an economy where there are 10-11 million fewer jobs than three years before and 30 or so million other folks competing for them?  Has he ever seen an hungry kid while snapping his pictures of suburban gardens?  Has he ever stared at a bottle and wondered if he could stay away from hopelessness another day.

Take a good look at the graph that I lifted for John Williams "Shadowstats" website.  Just remember that each of those percentage points stands for 1.55 million souls.

Best I can figure, cuz the PTB and the blogarati don't put things in easy numbers, there are around 135 million job positions out there for around 155 million folks who want to work.  There are around 15 million of the current jobs that don't pay enough to make ends meet (part time or just plain really shitty).  There are around 6 million folks who have given up looking.

So Shedlock's view is that we cut off all government and all support for everyone and the market will magically fix everything.  Hose all current employees.  Cut off all government programs.  Baby goes out with the bathwater thank you very much.

That is the real trouble with reading the economic blogs.  They talk about the stock market and the bond market.  They speak of Keynesian schools and Austrian schools.  Stimulus versus shock therapy is all the rage over canapes.  They have the coin, that proves they are virtuous.  The rest of us poor trash can suffer because that is our lot.

The rest of us work. Or starve

Just to piss folks off, the Muslims are even above Mish in this one.  Muhammad was speaking of orphans in this one, but I am reasonably certain that the thought carries over
"To improve their lot is best; if you have any dealings with them, [remember] they are your brethren. God distinguishes the plunderer from the improver."

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

So..thinking that health care isn't a part of the government

First take a peak at this:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703946504575470001733933356.html?mod=e2tw

And then, consider this definition


In antiquitypublicans (Latin publicanus (singular); publicani (plural)) were public contractors, in which role they often supplied the Roman legions and military, managed the collection of port duties, and oversaw public building projects. In addition, they served as tax collectors for the Republic (and later the Roman Empire), bidding on contracts (from the Senate in Rome) for the collection of various types of taxes. Importantly, this role as tax collectors was not emphasized until late into the history of the Republic (c. 1st century BC). The publicans were usually of the class of equites.
At the height of the Republic's era of provincial expansion (roughly the first and second centuries BC until the end of the Republic) the Roman tax farmingsystem was very profitable for the publicani. The right to collect taxes for a particular region would be auctioned every few years for a value that (in theory) approximated the tax available for collection in that region. The payment to Rome was treated as a loan and the publicani would receive interest on their payment at the end of the collection period. In addition, any excess (over their bid) tax collected would be pure profit for the publicani. The principal risk to the publicani was that the tax collected would be less than the sum bid.
Now, consider the recently passed Affordable Health Care Act.  But, be aware, I am opposed to this act, but not for the reason most folks hate it.  I like Canada's system.  I also like Britains system.  I also have no problem whatsoever with telling folks they can't live forever and we can't fix that.  I also want to break up big Pharma and its bastard stepchild diagnostics and medical equipment.  And don't get me started on that convocation of whores called the FDA.

No, Why I hate this damn thing is that it formally sells the right to tax farming for health care to the insurance companies.  Americans are forced to give them money (read here: TAX) and what makes it even sweeter for the folks who bought this bill is that the guvmint will pony up for those who don't have the ante.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Poor Babies

http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/can-a-family-of-four-survive-on-a-middle-class-income-in-america-today

Give me an F%^$*& break. If you can't get by with $4K clear a month, you are a spoiled shit and you are living beyond your means.

When I read crap like this, I just want to explode. What this is saying is that all the material crap that folks gauge their “lifestyle” around is good and right and fair. It is none of those things.

Look folks, the generations that count here, the boomers, and the x-ers and the nintendo kids and whatever they call the new one are of the opinion that the world can't change around them. The world doesn't care what they think. The world has changed. The boomers set up the deal so that they would live a gilded lifestyle. They passed on that thought to their kids. It just ain't true.

I for one could get on nicely on $50,000 a year. Matter of fact, I would be living large and salting away for the cold times. Jesus, I even have two teenagers and can do it.








Saturday, September 4, 2010

Labor Day

Getting into Labor Day is always a bit of a problem for me. Especially when I haven't really had a vacation that year. That is where I am right now.

But sometimes you just don't get no steenking vacation. This is one of the really sucky parts of life. A lotta folks, including yours truly, had better come to grips with this one. Unless you go camping and live just like you do at home, the idea of jetting off somewhere to live the high life for a week or so is probably going to go the wayside for the greater majority of those around us.

Oh, don't for a minute get me wrong here, I don't dislike vacations elsewhere. But unless you are pretty damn well off, you just probably won't be able to afford them. Cruises, motels, airline travel, all that kinda stuff are disposable in a pinch. It really is a luxury.

I don't think that folks are ready to drop these just yet, they have a bit of legs to them still. You see, folks still see themselves as needing rewards and down time. Vacations provide this. They also need to feel that they are worthy of pampering and feeling important. The service industry created around this mirage has provided young hotties their tips and restaurant kitchen cocaine and marijuana for years now. But the edifice is cracking.

This kind of stuff has always been disposable. It is a luxury appropriate to good times. We really aren't there anymore.

I will miss the room service.






Friday, September 3, 2010

Beyond Cool....I gotta build One

I have been wandering into this place for over two years now, they just keep coming up with cooler and cooler ideas.

I really don't know how things will shake out in the not to near future, but being able to build something like this is maybe something that will help you.  Even if the world marches off to a bright and shiny future, the act of building something like this lets you make something concrete in a world of ephemera.

Couple this with a garbo plant and you might be onto something.

http://openfarmtech.org/weblog/2010/08/steam-engine-prototype-1-design/#more-2415

Thursday, September 2, 2010

An Ominous Sign

Indeed my friends, these are portents of doom.

Claudius brought these to my attention.  The Palin phenomenon has always been appalling to me, and the reality show scene is odd beyond all belief.  Trashy bimbo with more ambition than sense meet man-ho from Jersey.  

This cannot be allowed.

Linked below, Gawker stories about Bristol Palin and Jersey Shore's "The Situation" appearing together on Dancing With The Stars. As I said, I feel the Palins and Jersey Shore are two separate bubbles of unreality that should never overlap, and I fear their coming together in this way could disrupt the fabric of the universe in ways no one can foresee. 
 http://gawker.com/5622734/bristol-palin-will-dance-with-stars
 

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Circuses

Now we need to talk about something important.


We have always had bread and circuses. I don't think that it is in the best interests, but, such is life. So todays tangent has to do with the circus aspect, In particular, American football (or, as I speak of it, real football, not a bunch of femmy little eurotrash scoooorrrrriiiinnnggg). American football is a circus worth watching, it really is one of my great loves.


I think that the Raiders will make the playoffs this year. You have to give me 2:1 odds. $5.00 only.


I will also accept bets at 14:1 that they will be in the AFC Championship Game. Again $5.00 only.


I will also accept bets at 120:1 that the Raiders will play the Forty-Niners in the super bowl. $1.00 bets only.


Bet will only be accepted from folks who have left a comment on this blog in the past, I ain't a damn bookie, merely a fool.


Go Raiders!