Sunday, January 31, 2010

Try reading this

Comments and thoughts would be greatly appreciated

http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/2010/01/27/populism-just-like-racism/

Saturday, January 30, 2010

What Money

OK, Maybe I am mistaken here, but here is the way that I see it.

It appears to me that the banks screwed up royal.  They loaned everyone and his brother massive amounts.  But the truth of the matter is, it was made up money.  My understanding is that, because of the magic of fractional reserve banking, if

(1) a bank has a dollar, it can loan out ten dollars, but, since these folks worship the golden calf, their religions states that they have to make up some numbers in a book.

So, the banks got greedy in the last twenty years and;

(2) made up a whole bunch of numbers in a book. 

They then;

(3) gave us pieces of paper which allowed us to buy crap from China. 

All was groovy for a bit and all of us chilluns had all the toys that we could play with.

Then, because China had gotten so big, and our bosses had gotten so greedy, all of the original dollar bills that we gave to bank started to dry up.  Our jobs really didn't do anything other than push numbers around a computer screen.  So jobs started to go away and people stopped handing back the made up pieces of paper to the banks.

Now, the banks see this as a serious sin.  Those made up pieces of paper that they gave us are real.  Just look at the books that they wrote them down in (in literature, this is referred to as "fiction").  Since they are written down in our books say the banks, they are now real.

But the folks out in the world say "we don't have any pieces of paper to give you."  They feel that they have done a great wrong.  But the place where they went every day to get the pieces of paper to give the bank went and moved to China.  As these folks are not particularly fond of Chinese food, and China hasn't sent them a letter to come over and get some of their pieces of paper, they don't give pieces of paper to the bank.

So now the banks have a problem with their made up book.  The dollar that was in there and started the whole mess is still sitting there, dazed and slightly confused.

The real problem is, is that everyone got caught up in the pretend money thing.  Now all the sudden people are noticing that the pretend money is starting to look a little rough around the edges.  This appears to be the end of the world.

Folks appear to be surprised that it didn't work.   I need a drink.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Just Watch This

The issues are beginning to heat up, and the oligarchs are being challenged publicly.  Could be interesting.  The time is coming for a break one way or the other, because the center cannot hold.  Arnold J. Toynbee would be at the edge of his seat.



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Thursday, January 28, 2010

My World

My world:

Get to work 05:20, pick up phones get messages.  One message says " this is Mrs X, we just got your message, we will be in at 07:30".  OOPS.  Not supposed to be here until 09:30.  Try to call to tell her to take time..too late, they are on the road (100+ mile drive), phone is in no-service spot (lots of those off in the boonies).   So they get in at 07:30, takes me a good 10 minutes apologizing profusely and getting them less pissed off, so they go to the waiting room and wait for two or so hours.

So, you have heard me rant in the past about my co-workers.  When the person who left the message came in, I told her that the patient was in two hours early because the message on the machine said to be there at 07:30.  Her response was that they patients never listened properly to their messages and that she was thorough and conscientious and it was the patient's mistake not hers.  She also ran off to the bathroom and called the union to place a complaint about me harassing her.

It is one strange planet.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Pity Me

Got to work today...tried desperately to come up with a believable set of symptoms so that I could call in sick and sleep in. No such luck.

Pity Me.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Again Walking

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We have relegated  the act of getting around as an act where speed is of the essence.  If one does actually hit the bricks, people start asking when you are going to start running.  Cause it appears that walking in your neighborhood for enjoyment and to keep an eye on the lay of the land is a waste of time to most folk.

I would question this.  Just walking is a great thing.  Keeps the blood flowing, keeps old joints from seizing up.  It also allows you to keep track of things.  New neighbors…couple of kids, no real worries…folks moving out under a foreclosure notice…keep an eye on the house…Mrs. Grundy mucking in her garden, stop and chat.  Walk for around thirty minutes every day by a different route and a different time.

Your local neighborhood is important to you.  Keeping your ear to the ground is critical.  The more dense an environment you live in, the more important it is that you have a good idea what is happening.  I would argue that it much more important than the kabuki theatre that, along with Oprah and Jerry Springer, seem to occupy our collective attention. 

Monday, January 25, 2010

Governor

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(Abbr. Gov.) A person who governs, especially:

  1. The chief executive of a state in the United States.
  2. An official appointed to govern a colony or territory.
  3. A member of a governing body.

A feedback device on a machine or engine that is used to provide automatic control, as of speed, pressure, or temperature.

I think that in a sense what is missing from our society is the act of governance, which for the most part is the act of saying “No”.  Most governments at all levels now are more interested in “providing service” than governing.  That is because governing calls for setting hard limits and controlling peoples insatiable wants.  If you are in the business of “providing services”, the consumer of those services becomes the dictator of the arrangement.

In a sense what we are experiencing now is the fallout from regulatory capture.  Where the regulators “provide service” to the regulated.  It is no different than what has happened with the wild growth in counties throughout the country, where planning commissions become pawns to developers.  It happens throughout the country where local governments become nannies to their citizens and the citizens expect that they will be taken care of.

We need governance, and we need to be mature enough to not throw a tantrum when we are told we cannot have something

Saturday, January 23, 2010

End of Life

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We are spending phenomenal sums trying to save a small minority.  Recently, an important journal has seen fit to address this issue.  I highly recommend that is you can lay your hands on the article, you read it and think very hard on the discussion that I hope it begins.

The United States has gone Alan Alda in this score.  Hawkeye saw death as an enemy to be conquered through the skills and dedication of the saintly doctors who saw life as the only value on the planet.

I question this belief.

Death comes to all.  It appears to me that through the means of relentless and profligate use of technology, we have so cheapened the concept of life of as a full cycle, defined by dignity and freedom, that we are poisoning our collective souls.  

To meet ones maker is the one true passage of life other than entering the mortal coil.  To pretend that the passage of death is an enemy to be fought takes from us the touchstone that our actions here on this earth are rites of passage to another, possibly greater existence.  Instead, by the mistaken belief that the loss of your individual ego is an evil event, we place our personal existence, comfort, and desires as the be all and end all of existence.

Even if one chooses to not believe in an afterlife, the focus on the extension of ones personal existence is a burden on those around.  How much of society must have an inadequate level of health care at the most basic levels in order for the monstrous egos of both doctor and patient to be further inflated by the strip mining of resources better devoted to more basic needs?

Friday, January 22, 2010

Publicanus

The world is getting weirder.  The supreme court has decided that corporations haven’t enough clout in elections.  The Fed is fixing to make sure that your 401-K and IRA are in their capable hands.

We are becoming one of Mr Robbs hollow states faster than you can blink an eye.  The corporations are making a naked power grab and now want to make sure that the government hands over your money for them to administer.

So, in light of all this, I would venture a guess that anyone who keeps their money in a bank where the corporations and the government can get at it is a fool.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Pay Attention

I keep harping on the need to pay attention to your immediate environment.  I think this is because most of us here in America are so fixated on the mass structures of media and federal government activities that they ignore or downplay the importance of the local.

What we are beginning to experience is the progressive inability of a massive federal or continental structure to provide the populace with useful services.  That same structure will also be comin’ a knockin’ for money to not provide the same useful services.  This is a recipe for disaster.

But all of us (myself included) have a tendency  to obsess on the big stuff up there in DC.  In doing so, we relegate the city and local systems to the mental equivalent of a page-thirteen story.  In other word, we ignore them.  I think that this ignorance and laxity will carry a harsh price in the future.

Federal government will be wilting.  Despite the idiotic ravings of Glenn Beck and Rush, the ongoing bankruptcy proceedings that is jokingly called “a financial crisis” will cripple the fedguv’s ability to tax and/or spend.  That financial poverty, coupled with the intellectual and moral poverty that circumscribes DC will push the Washington establishment further and further into the inconsequential.

So stop paying attention to the small shit on the evening network news.  Stop paying attention to federal politicians and their grandiose schemes and shriveled souls.  Start setting you sights on your city and county governments and strengthen them with your ideas and energy.  The local governments will be there long after the federal government becomes little more than an annoying background hum

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Joining

I have always thought that it is better to have friends than guns.  It just works out that most of my friends have guns.  So much the better.

So lately, I have been thinking about how to put together a like minded group.  But the more that I think about it, this seems like a bad idea.  Because you see, getting together and creating a prep group may seem like a good idea, but I am beginning to think that it might not get you where you need to go.

I think that perhaps the way that you need to start is to join a local group of any flavor and start working with that group to fulfill a common goal outside of prepping.  Then as you create bonds and links with others, you can start creating a subgroup that you see eye to eye with.

Joining an existing group also has a tendency of weeding out a lot of folks who really are just parlor pinks. By joining an existing group of any type, you have a pre-vetted group of people who think beyond themselves.  I think that you and I may well be pleasantly surprised that this type of folk is probably quite receptive to prepping.

So, in the next week, I am going out hunting to find a group that I can get along with.  Lions, Eagles, Rotary, American Legion.  I'm gonna check them all out.  I going to take the best fit and then work hard to make the fit better.

Wish me luck.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

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With thanks to kingjamesbibleonline.org

Nehemiah - Chapter 5

1And there was a great cry of the people and of their wives against their brethren the Jews.
2For there were that said, We, our sons, and our daughters, [are] many: therefore we take up corn [for them], that we may eat, and live.
3[Some] also there were that said, We have mortgaged our lands, vineyards, and houses, that we might buy corn, because of the dearth.
4There were also that said, We have borrowed money for the king's tribute, [and that upon] our lands and vineyards.
5Yet now our flesh [is] as the flesh of our brethren, our children as their children: and, lo, we bring into bondage our sons and our daughters to be servants, and [some] of our daughters are brought unto bondage [already]: neither [is it] in our power [to redeem them]; for other men have our lands and vineyards.
6And I was very angry when I heard their cry and these words.
7Then I consulted with myself, and I rebuked the nobles, and the rulers, and said unto them, Ye exact usury, every one of his brother. And I set a great assembly against them.
8And I said unto them, We after our ability have redeemed our brethren the Jews, which were sold unto the heathen; and will ye even sell your brethren? or shall they be sold unto us? Then held they their peace, and found nothing [to answer].
9Also I said, It [is] not good that ye do: ought ye not to walk in the fear of our God because of the reproach of the heathen our enemies?
10I likewise, [and] my brethren, and my servants, might exact of them money and corn: I pray you, let us leave off this usury.
11Restore, I pray you, to them, even this day, their lands, their vineyards, their oliveyards, and their houses, also the hundredth [part] of the money, and of the corn, the wine, and the oil, that ye exact of them.
12Then said they, We will restore [them], and will require nothing of them; so will we do as thou sayest. Then I called the priests, and took an oath of them, that they should do according to this promise.
13Also I shook my lap, and said, So God shake out every man from his house, and from his labour, that performeth not this promise, even thus be he shaken out, and emptied. And all the congregation said, Amen, and praised the LORD. And the people did according to this promise.
14Moreover from the time that I was appointed to be their governor in the land of Judah, from the twentieth year even unto the two and thirtieth year of Artaxerxes the king, [that is], twelve years, I and my brethren have not eaten the bread of the governor.
15But the former governors that [had been] before me were chargeable unto the people, and had taken of them bread and wine, beside forty shekels of silver; yea, even their servants bare rule over the people: but so did not I, because of the fear of God.
16Yea, also I continued in the work of this wall, neither bought we any land: and all my servants [were] gathered thither unto the work.
17Moreover [there were] at my table an hundred and fifty of the Jews and rulers, beside those that came unto us from among the heathen that [are] about us.
18Now [that] which was prepared [for me] daily [was] one ox [and] six choice sheep; also fowls were prepared for me, and once in ten days store of all sorts of wine: yet for all this required not I the bread of the governor, because the bondage was heavy upon this people.
19Think upon me, my God, for good, [according] to all that I have done for this people.
Yesterday I spoke of the responsibility of everyone to the mountain of debt we have amassed as a country.   Now, since I am writing this before I have posted and the the flame-o-gram comments start, I am taking this time to say, I will publish all comments, but I expect that they will be missives declaring ones personal virtue and fiscal probity and how the current problems are all someone else’s problems.  You will forgive me if I take this brief moment to tell anyone (if there is any such comment) that you are full of shit and are denying your part in the problem.
Anyway.  The truth of the matter is, the debt is unpayable and we are bankrupt.  End of story.
So, where do we go from here?  The truth of the matter is that no one knows what a default at this level will do to the world.  Everyone is pretending that by changing something here and there at the edges, the horrible truth that lies at the heart of our problems will go away.  But we are broke and no amount of jiggery-pokery with taxes or savings or growth will be enough to pull us out of the hole that we as a people have spent our way into.
We will eventually screw our creditors.  We will also end up paying for a good sized hunk of the mess.  The Federal Reserve will be treated to the Andy Jackson treatment. 
We will be much poorer.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Taxes

Personal note to Mayberry:  Read the whole article before you go apeshit. 

No one likes them.  Some feel that they are an invasion of their personal sovereignty, an assault on their basic rights.  I am of the old school defined by that old saw about death and taxes.

I can’t see any simple way around the problems that we are facing other than big program cuts and big tax hikes.  The country owes shitloads of money and, unless we choose to default (which is another question altogether) it will be necessary to pay it back.  Hence taxes.

Ronald Reagan got us all believing that taxes and government were the enemy.  Milty (the moron) Freidman, Arthur Laffer, and that whole class of clowns got us moving down the path to lower taxes and decreased government interference.  Now, this is a defensible enough sentiment, hell, it has been debated strenuously since around 81 BCE.  But the trouble is, all the taxes got lowered, but the spending went on like a sailor on shore leave.  Hence the >twelve trillion dollar federal debt we have amassed. 

Now, no president or congress since Ronnie has reined in spending or debt.  Billie Clinton claimed to have done so, but it appears to me that the surpluses that he “created” were accounting fictions rather than actual savings.  Even if he managed to perform as he claims (Have to ask Monica about this one), I can’t give him a great deal of praise for it, generating revenue during a bubble doesn’t appear to be that difficult just ask John Law or John Aislabie

USDebtSo, we have arrived where we are, each of us owing right around $40K  in government obligations.  Add to that the personal debt load of around $53K each and you have a serious millstone around our necks.

Now, if we are going to remain a country constituted under the current laws and structure of government, this has to be paid off.  A lot of folks claim that the debt isn’t theirs, that they had nothing to do with it.  But, my feeling is, if you have been in the service, or worked for a government entity, or taken money from a government program, you have received benefit from the debt we have run up.  If you have voted in a election, you have given the current system legitimacy, thus, part of the responsibility for paying this debt back is yours.

The trouble is, and we have to ask ourselves the question that everyone seems to be tap-dancing around.  Is it even possible to retire this level of debt (12 trillion Fed, 1 trillion state, 2 trillion local, 35 trillion personal debt, 17 trillion in corporate debt)?

Simply put, if it is possible to retire this debt, and you have received benefit from the largess of the past thirty years, then higher taxes and fewer services are your responsibility.

Tomorrow we will discuss what will happen if it is not possible to retire this debt.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Portable Pantry

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I think that folks have to get a little more put aside.  Cash in the mattress is a good idea.  Food in the pantry is better.  Gardens are great.  Again, this is a bastardization of the quote of Phineas Freak from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers (lordy,lordy the seventies were fun).

I think that the LDS church guidelines are a touch on the excessive side, but they are definitely something to think about.  The big trouble with the plans that they have is that it is so damn bulky and user-hostile.  90% of the folks that I knew in Utah didn’t really plan to use the stuff, it was just there as a shrine to their faith.

I think that the best approach for most folks would be developing their pantry first, then decide just how far they want to venture into the fell domain of “food storage”.  Pantries aren’t intimidating things.  Just buy more of what you usually buy and put it aside.  Use it up in the day-to-day of your life and try to keep a month ahead.  Nothing too complicated.

But by trying to keep a month ahead in the house, you will naturally gravitate toward stuff that you can keep on the shelf.  You will probably notice that your fridge use will drop off and it will become more of a storage area for leftovers, thawing meat, milk, and eggs than what you are using it for now.

The next step will be to begin using dry milk and dried eggs in your recipes.  These are shelf stable and in recipes they are nigh on to impossible to tell from fresh.  

Then you will have to load up your freezer with a month of meat.   This is easier than it looks.  Buy on sale or the stuff in the closeout bin in the grocery and freeze it down. 

Have cheese squirreled away in the back of the fridge.  It stores well and if you are careful, it just gets better if it gets older. 

So, if you are trying to help folks learn.  Don’t try and bomb them with “food storage” and “preparedness”.  Just sing the praises of your pantry.  As things proceed, if they are worth anything, they will figure out their own master plan for prepping on their own

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

OK...Done with Chili

Now I am off in search of an ox to gore.  The trouble is, the field is so rich with crap right now, the ability to winnow down the field to the thing that offends me the most is difficult.

So, I'm gonna spend today thinking. 

Have fun, and don't get down...keep hanging in there.

An Extended Fugue in the Key of Chili; Part Five

Pork


Pork has always been the meat for us low-lifes.  Beef is great, but putting it into recipes where it is smothered with sauce and spices just seems a bit of a waste.  If you can afford beef, you eat it as meat, not as an ingredient.

Chicken is cheap now.  But that is a function of the massive industrial methods used and the odd breeds used to manufacture meat.  Use it all you want, but I think that cheap chicken will go to the way of the dodo.  I still laugh when I was reading an old cookbook from 1913 and they were giving a chicken recipe.  The upshot was that they understood chicken was expensive, so if folks wanted, they could substitute a cheaper meat like veal.

Anyway, back to piggies.  Buy the least processed pork you can find.  I have found that sirloins from the restaurant store are cheap and can be cut up and put away as you need.  You can also core out the good bits for grilling and leave the lower quality cuts for cooking.
 
Don’t be weird about fat on the pork.  Make sure you get your pork from the cheap cuts and you can render the fat yourself for come killer cooking oil.  Cut off the fatty bits from the pork, chop it into small pieces(less than 1/2 inch) and put it in the pot that you are going to be cooking the chili in.  Set the temp as low as your stove can manage (or just use a crock pot) and give the mess a stir every five minutes.  Over the course of an five to eight hours or so, you will get a clear oil in the bottom of the pot.  If you are feeling really adventurous, toss in whole garlic cloves and some onions and let it cook with the fat, this flavors the fat in a very good way.  When you have this all cooked down, toss out the chunks, strain it though a fine sieve, and store it in the fridge for cookin'.

This is the start of the chili-making process.

The rest of the pork needs to be cut up into the size chunks that you want in your chili.  My rule of thumb is that the size of meat chunks in my chili directly reflects my financial condition.  I keep the number of my meat chunks pretty constant.  If I am feeling rich, they are big.  If I am poor, they are small.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

An Extended Fugue in the Key of Chili; Part Four

Onions and Garlic

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Now the best onions and garlic come out of your own garden.  They are a pain to grow in this part of the clear cut (too damn wet) but it can be done and it is well worth the effort.  This year they will be the boys responsibility along with the taters and the green leafy’s in the back yard. 

What I am getting sick of is sweet onions.  If you are a salad fan, these are great.  But when you are cooking food with some flavor, they absolutely suck.  The trouble is, the sweet onion seeds and sets are crowding out the older, pungent varieties.

Pungent onions and garlic are what make good Mexican, Asian, and Mediterranean cooking.  Sweet onions merely turn it into a blandish ghost of good chow…suitable for the pre-processed palates of good boring Canadians.

So, try and get the most pungent onions that you can find for your food.  If you are growing your own, I am trying these this year for onions from Heirloom Seeds

    4014 - AUSTRALIAN  BROWN  110 days - Dating from 1894, this Aussie heirloom produces medium sized, flattened, dark brown skinned globes. The crisp, yellow flesh is extremely pungent. Stores well.
    PKT. - 50 seeds - $2.00

Now, since this is a prepper rant, you should also have back up positions in your preps.  I tend to steer away from the onion powder in stores, preferring instead #10 cans of this in the basement.

Garlic powder I get from Costco with the other spices there like black pepper.  Good stuff.  Try and keep some of this stored away in your preps as garlic makes every bland thing worth eating.

Monday, January 11, 2010

An Extended Fugue in the Key of Chili; Part Three

Spices:

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The main spice in Chili was discussed earlier.  But there are other spices which you will have to have around to make a decent chili.

  1. Garlic Powder  (yes, yes, fresh garlic is preferable, but you would be wise to keep some of this around. BTW, more on this tomorrow)
  2. Onion powder (same caveat as above)
  3. Cumin
  4. black pepper
  5. white pepper
  6. Cinnamon
  7. Cocoa
  8. Cilantro
  9. Oregano
  10. Salt

Now, there is a discourse on spices. 

Simply put: Don’t go spending a lot of money on snobby-ass yuppie spices with their stylish bottles and tales of the huge efforts that they went through to pry these tasty things from the jaws of the lesbian Siberian tigers who diligently guard the virgin forest where these grow naturally and are gently encouraged by free-trade peasants who curl around the delicate plants to warm them at night.

Its a load of bullshit, for the most part spices are spices, and anyone trying to tell you any different is trying to get their hands into your wallet.  I buy most of my chili spices at the mercado where I buy my peppers, there are also little Russian and Indian markets who sell really good stuff.  The only thing that is lacking is the packaging and yuppie-foodie snob appeal. 

Another good idea would be to buy big packages at your local restaurant supply and actually put some aside for the cold times.  I routinely sing the praises of my little pump sealer.  This thing works great on mason jars with new lids.  if you toss a oxygen scavenger in a clean mason jar, put in the bulk spices, put on a clean top and then pump down the air out of the bottle, these things can last quite a long time.

The final thing to talk about is salt.  I think that a lot of folks don’t think about adding this to their preps.   A big bag of salt is cheap, cheap, cheap.  you will also be surprised how desperately useful this stuff is.  I heartily recommend reading a book from your local library:  Salt, by Mark Kurlansky

Saturday, January 9, 2010

The latest tizzy fit

OK, I am going to take a break from the important things like chili to comment on a chart that has the folks out there wailing and gnashing their teeth.  Before I get too far, I am admitting up front that I am a government employee (GS-5 with the princely salary of 32K a year for busting my ass as hard as I have ever worked).  I admit that there are problems with how the guvmint works us wages slaves (I think that some of my co-workers are the laziest pieces of shit I have ever seen), but there are a lot of us there trying desperately to fight the good fight.

Anyway, here is the chart

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omg…WE ARE SO FUCKED.

But, being the geeky dweebie kinda of guy that I am, I noticed that the red line for guvmint employees is pretty smooth and up-trending.  Odd that.

So, rather than digging for the raw data (which would take time, effort, and a desire to not keep the Alabama/Texas game in sight) I did this quick chart from the data and the historic population figures from here.  The chart data is where the govmint scum crossed major lines and then I took a guess at what the factory worker number was at that same year.  So precision is not that great, but the idea is sound.

Year

Guvmint Workers

Factory Workers

Total Population

Percentage Guvmint

Percentage Factory

1940

5,000,000

15,000,000

142,000,000

3.5

10.5

1966

10,000,000

20,000,000

197,000,000

5.1

10.2

1977

15,000,000

22,000,000

220,000,000

6.8

10.0

1999

20,000,000

23,500,000

273,000,000

7.3

8.6

2009

22,500,000

18,000,000

304,000,000

7.4

5.9

So it appears to me that the hard data is a little suspect in the way that they present it.  I am not saying right or wrong, good or bad, but it appears that there are trends here that defy the simple rants of ideologues.

So my questions are:  Why is there a pronounced fall off of percentage of the population employed in goods producing?  What is the breakdown of guvmint workers (state, federal, local, schools)?  What will happen to a damaged economy when we start purging the government jobs?  Will reducing the government sector cause an increase in employment in the production sector.  Why is there such a profound shift in the ratio in the last ten years?

The questions I have are many, the answers provided by shrill and screeching ideologues few.  Take care.

(Monday, back to my Magnus Opus on Chili

Friday, January 8, 2010

An Extended Fugue in the Key of Chili; Part two

beans

From the fallwinter 2009 138 The main mass of chili is its beans.  Yeah, I know, when you are flush, it is OK to look down on beans and go with a straight-meat chili.  But that isn’t for most of the time.  Beans are good for you, cheap , high fiber, all kinds of good stuff.
First thing you got to do with your prep beans is to go over them and pull out all of the broken pieces.  These can impart a crappy taste to your beans(the picture above is what came out of a two-pound batch of prep beans).
So, after you sort out all the cull beans and rinse them off.  Soak them for at least 24 hours in the fridge.  Dump off the water after the soak and rinse them off well.  Then they are ready to go into the sauce mix that you will be making in the next installment
From the fallwinter 2009 139

Thursday, January 7, 2010

An Extended Fugue in the Key of Chili; Part One

peppers

The beginning of a decent chili has to start with the chili powder.  Yeah, yeah, when it is summer you can make chili using freshly roasted and peeled peppers out of your garden.  Yeah, it makes a mean chili that way, but the great bulk of the year you get to make chili using powder from the store.     So, there are two ways to go about this.  The spice companies make a fair to middlin' chili powder. You can make a wicked chili out of it.  So if you are lazy and don't approach chili with the purist bent, go to the store and try one out, hell try them all, there is enough difference between the lot of competitors that you will find a brand that you like better than the others.

The next step up is to head to the local mercado.  Around here, they euphemistically call them "international markets", but you know what I mean. 

This will allow you a step from the simple gringo chili powder and into the good stuff.  They have sacks of the spices for dirt cheap.  They are true-blue mexican stuff, with five or six different levels of hot.  Do your homework and figure out what works for you.  I either buy the pre-made (the regular is fairly tame, the hot is pretty hot).

Better though is the access you get to the ground chiles of different heats and flavors.  I have my blend that works really well for me and suits my tastes just dandy.  I tend to keep to the "Mojave" brand.  It is dirt cheap and gives you great results. 

  • 1 x one ounce bag of paprika
  • 1 x one ounce bag of ground chipotles
  • 5 x one ounce bag of anchos
  • 1 x one ounce bag of cheyenne

    This makes eight ounces of some pretty fine pepper mix.  Enough for quite a bit of Mexican food, which is the reason we should be eternally grateful to our neighbors to the south.

The last method is for the true purist.  I prefer doing it this way, but I don't always get around to it.  In this case you buy the whole dried peppers from the mercado.  You have to be a little careful with these.  Don't buy the dried out leavings.  The dried peppers that you get should still be pliable.  If they are breaking in your fingers, don't buy them, they are too old.  Anyway,  when you get your bag of peppers, you cut the stem off, take out the seeds and toss anything that don't "look right".

When you get them sorted and ready, get your broiler fired up and run them through under the boiler in batches.  They will need about 5 or six minute per batch and when they look properly "roasty", take them out and put them in a blender and reduce them to powder.

When you get your mix set, no matter how you arrive at your chili powder, make sure that it is kept in a sealed jar and preferably in the freezer.  That way you can depend on it for quite a while.

A side note
I always have some fresh, frozen or canned green chiles for the last hour of cooking.  As usual,fresh grown from your own garden and roasted on the BBQ is the best, but that is for when time is freely available in the summer

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Cream of Walk-in



One of the areas where I think that folks have to get their heads straight is the way that they eat. Now, I am not talking abut health, or obesity, or anorexia or all of those strange things that we currently worry about in this age of excess, no I am talking about cooking what you can get.

When I talk with most folks about dinner, they come up with a menu and go to the store and pick up the ingredients. This is predicated on the idea that the food that they want will always be sitting there on the store shelf, at a price that they want to pay, when they want it.

Now, just between you and I, one could venture a guess that this ain't the way that things are going to be in the future. I don't see anything in the way of food shortages in the near future, but I do see gaps that will begin to grow in what we want and what is available. I think that you had better get used to seeing what you have and, then, when you have established that part of the process, start figuring out what it is you can make out what is available.

So today is soup, this is another thing that you had better get used to. There is nothing like a soup with some bread to make a complete meal, especially in the winter. The summers cheap meals come from your garden (oh, you don't have one?...well, get off your ass). Soups can make a good meal out of some pretty odd companions. One of the best soups that I have ever tasted is a pork-apple curry with swiss chard and rice. Gotta give that one another go.

So, as I have stated before, make sure your spice cabinet is up to snuff and get out there and practice. Remember cookbooks are general guidelines, not the letter of the law.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

What worries me




We have a tradition for honest cops in this country (ok, maybe not in the big cities; Chicago, Boston, LA, New York, and DC have a somewhat different history). I think that the next couple of years might find some stress being placed on this ideal.

Cops have gotten used to a pretty sweet deal in this country. As a rule, they get paid pretty damn well. In a sense, this pay structure supports the ideal of good cops. They have also got pretty sweet deals in the retirement end of the pay structure.

With the serious shortfalls we are facing and will probably continue to face, the cops pay, benefits and retirement will probably come under attack. Therein lies the problem. I kind of doubt if the police in the US are a set of plaster saints. When they have something taken from them that they see as their due, they will make up the lack elsewhere.

The corruption that we see elsewhere in the world is not a function of the people there being somehow less than we are, it is a function of perceived unfulfilled needs of the functionary class. While we have a lack of that same corruption here, it is a function of it not being sufficiently profitable to have corruption rampart on a retail level.

I think that we will see quite a bit of difference in how local government act towards its constituents in the near future.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Boomers want to get gone






The biggest issue facing us in the next couple of years is that the boomers want to retire. Now you are probably saying to yourself, "what's the matter with that?"

Well, the way that I see it, us boomers got us into this mess with our greed and grasping, we should work through to the end and help us pull it out.

Second, they are heavily invested in the stock market and when that overpriced mess starts tanking, they will pull every little AARP sleazy trick to make sure the fedguv spends good money supporting the stock market so that they can loaf around with the proceeds from their 401-k.

Third, they will demand everything that they can lay their hands on from a social security system that is woefully underfunded. Medicare is going to be absolutely innundated.

So what we are looking at is that the generation that led the charge bankrupting the economy is going to try and retire and then bankrupt the country with their endless "needs" and "rights".

It will be interesting if anyone has the balls to say piss off.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Boeing losses, human gains



Other than the desire to see my friend Locutius retire the way that he wishes, I really wish the McDonell-Douglas company (now laughingly being referred to by the idiots in corporate America as "Boeing") every conceivable failure.

This really has nothing to do with them as a company, or as individuals. It has to do with what they have done and propose to do in the future. They have made the poisoning of the upper atmosphere and the frivolous waste of petroleum their corporate goals. All of this is done to promote the two biggest wastes of time and riches in the known universe, tourism and corporate travel.

I also cheer every increase in airport security made mandatory by the TSA. Good on them, I think that every air traveller should be required to have a full cavity search and be forced to be strapped into their seats with a catheter installed. That way we will be safe.

Fuck the airlines, lets bring back the trains.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Since Predictions are fashionable






2010....well maybe things will get better, the "oughts" have been bait and switch.  



  1. Stock market will stay the same for a bit then start moving down, lets call it an S&P of around 800.
  2. Residential prices are going to head south to the tune of around 15%
  3. Banks will continue to head south....maybe 175 this year.
  4. The health care plan will not be quite as terrible as we thought.  It still won't be good, but it won't last either. 
  5. Rolling over our 4.5 trillion we need in new and old bonds will go quite badly.  Debt service will increase.  Government programs will lose.
  6. California won't get bailed out this year, more states will follow her down the toilet.
  7. Republicans will take the 60-member majority away from the dems.  But rest assured they will begin fucking up as soon as they walk through the door.
  8. Mexico will get a lot worse.  Bad time to live close to the border.
  9. EU monetary Union will start to go under
  10. In other words, all the big issues that are going on now will continue heading south.  We are in no way near the end of the party.