Monday, July 27, 2009

I, for one, don't give a shit



You know, golf is crap.

When one of the premier events of a sport is nearly won by a geezer four years older than myself, there is good reason to suspect the athletic and aesthetic underpinning of said sport.

Hell, I would even argue that it is a sport. I would give such a title to other activities as lawn mowing and competitive tatting.

Mostly it is a means for poseurs to escape their wives for a while.

1 comment:

Mayberry said...

Heh heh heh... I loathe golf. I'd rather chew tinfoil than watch/play golf....