Monday, August 17, 2009

An Unnatural Fetish

In the act of cleaning the kitchen today, I have come to the unwelcome conclusion that I maintain a completely irrational need to acquire Rubbermaid products.

Fortunately, this obsession has yet to make any ventures into the realm of sexuality, but I think that I will keep a close eye on it.

Anyone aware of any twelve step programs?

3 comments:

Lweson said...

Well you already started the first step, which is acknowledging that you indeed have a problem... My name is Lweson and I am a Tupperwareholic"...lol

Dorcas' Daddy said...

Just make sure you buy the ones that are glass with rubber tops--those plastic ones will kill you (if the zombies don't get you first).

Gather ye marbles said...

Or you could just accept these feelings of yours and start hanging out at Tupperware parties. I hear it's a wild scene. Anyway now I'm thinking about rubber maids.....