In the act of cleaning the kitchen today, I have come to the unwelcome conclusion that I maintain a completely irrational need to acquire Rubbermaid products.
Fortunately, this obsession has yet to make any ventures into the realm of sexuality, but I think that I will keep a close eye on it.
Anyone aware of any twelve step programs?
3 comments:
Well you already started the first step, which is acknowledging that you indeed have a problem... My name is Lweson and I am a Tupperwareholic"...lol
Just make sure you buy the ones that are glass with rubber tops--those plastic ones will kill you (if the zombies don't get you first).
Or you could just accept these feelings of yours and start hanging out at Tupperware parties. I hear it's a wild scene. Anyway now I'm thinking about rubber maids.....
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